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3 years ago

Why Hello… Karen!

Fresh from an eventful weekend with Suzanne, it’s orange juice only today for Michelle as she gives her liver a rest, and together she and Suzanne delve into a topic which arose in last week’s podcast. The notion of ‘pulling a Karen’ was a new one for Michelle last week, so she has since done some research on just what the criteria for a Karen are, and today she and Suzanne offer their perspectives on Karens, and explore the possibility that one of them might meet these criteria. Before they get into the main topic, though, Michelle shares a couple of scary experiences she has had, one of which just happened recently, and then she and Suzanne review their safety plans for potentially dangerous situations. They also discuss March Madness Pools, COVID vaccinations and ‘vaxholes’, the universality of COVID, and Suzanne’s experience with an anti-mask demonstrator while she was visiting Michelle. Finally, they dive into the Karen criteria, Suzanne’s perspective on them and on being considered one, her results from a couple online ‘Karen’ quizzes, and some concluding thoughts regarding the Karen approach to life. If you’ve ever wondered about what it means to be a Karen, today’s entertaining episode is the one for you!

Episode Highlights:

  • Michelle’s scary parking garage and airport stories
  • Michelle and Suzanne’s safety plans for potentially dangerous situations
  • March Madness Pools
  • COVID vaccinations and ‘vaxholes’
  • The universality of COVID
  • Suzanne’s experience with an anti-mask demonstrator
  • Criteria for being considered a Karen
  • Her thoughts on Karens and being considered one
  • Suzanne’s results from the Buzzfeed and PopBuzz’s ‘Karen’ Quizzes
  • Taming a Karen approach while also not letting others walk all over you

Quotes: “I knew instantly that this was going to be trouble. I needed to look for my exits.” “Don’t fall for that Ted Bundy ruse!” “How the hell am I going to get out of here as quickly and as safely as I can?” “It did give me great pleasure to go see friends, spend a weekend, and not be quite so hung up on COVID.” “I wanted to punch him!” “You’re the reason why we’re all still in this nightmare!” “Who do you think you are, you asshole?” “They attacked me to further their cause.” “Mom, you’re such a Karen.” “If I’m upset about something, I want it resolved.” “Am I privileged? Yes. Am I a white woman? Yes. Am I middle aged?...Yes to all of those.” “We did change rooms 3 times before I got a room that I was satisfied with.” “That’s when I kind of become a Karen, is when all of a sudden I need perfection.” “I guess it’s how you approach it.” “I don’t want to be a Karen, I’m just owning up to being a Karen.” “It’s a constant thing in my head now – don’t be a Karen, don’t be a Karen!” “Don’t let it have you setting for less.” “Don’t be a Michelle, either!” “If you can embrace it and not take it too seriously and it’s teaching you how to respond differently to people in a way that you’re more comfortable with, why not, right?”

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